Michelle Krusiec
Nude

China might not like to acknowledge Taiwan, but everyone in the Middle Kingdom has to acknowledge how bad they Tai-wanna go to bed with an Asian temptress like Michelle Krusiec. Michelle got her start in showbiz as a reporter for the Discovery Channel, but it wasn’t long that Hollywood discovered how sexy she was and started casting her in shows like Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Providence and Popular before making the boob tube that much boobier, even if her steamy dumplings are strictly appetizer size, as Sui Blake on One World. It might not be her favorite role now, but we appreciated that Michelle put those tasty bits on the menu for everyone to sample when she appeared as “Sushiko, Japanese Masseuse” on an episode of the defunct HBO series The Mind of the Married Man. What’s on the mind of the married man? Michelle’s mams, especially when she offered the show’s lead a topless rubdown that stir-fried his brain to thoughts of immoral desire. Does an egg roll come with that? Oh, yes, your egg roll will come! On the big screen, Michelle had roles in Sweet Home Alabama (2002), Daddy Day Care (2003), and the Jim Carrey and Jeff Bridges-less Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003), where she unfortunately played “Ching Chong.” While everyone involved in that production needed to apologize and find a way to save face soon after, Michelle opted to atone by bone, showing her knockers once again in Saving Face (2004). The first Hollywood movie to focus on the lives of Chinese-Americans since The Joy Luck Club (1993), Michelle plays Wilhelmina Pang, but more than satisfied our sexual hunger with a lesbian sex scene alongside Lynn Chen. Michelle has maintained a good ratio of movie to television roles, appearing on episodes of Grey’s Anatomy, NCIS, banging an old Japanese grandpa on Nip/Tuck and landing a recurring role on Dirty Sexy Money while also being in movies like What Happens in Vegas (2008), The River Murders (2011) and Four of Hearts (2013). In the underappreciated cult slow burn thriller The Invitation (2015) she invites us to take our pants off by making out with Lindsay Burdge. Most recently, Michelle has been starring as real life Chinese-American movie star Anna Wong on Netflix’s Hollywood. There’s nothing Wong with lusting after Michelle’s body!